I wonder what it would have been like being a motivational speaker during the Black Plague
I have found thru rigorous experimentation that if you hit a guy of greater size and strength he will hit you back
I was walking down the street and lookup and see a coyote run right by me. Too bad it's the only street in the city that ends in a cliff
The theme of my 5th birthday party was, You've Ruined Everything!
When I began playing Hockey, my Father drove me to the arena and gave me some words of wisdom. "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, because I'm not going to watch you play."
He then drove away.
I have found that the expression "What Goes Around Comes Around" Does not apply to the moral actions of people. Or anything else
So far I have lost 137 Boomerangs
Patience is a quality that is possessed by those willing to wait.
If you can't be with the one you love. You're out of luck. It's not like the one you are hanging with wants to love you. Their probably a friend or a stranger at a bus stop, which would make it really weird if you tried something.